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Tweed Boy
07 September 2009 @ 09:56 pm
What the hell is going on with calling people "successful" in the ballot and then OVERALLOCATING tickets within the ballot. That is BLOODY RIDICULOUS. Surely if you have 10,000 tickets available in the ballot you'd AT MOST allocate 3000 people four tickets each, and somehow i doubt 2,500 people have purchased their entire four tickets each.

It takes some of us time to organise our friends to make sure we can utilise all four tickets, hence we put off buying them until today and now you've sold out the allocation. I am utterly disappointed with the system. There are going to be COUNTLESS tickets up for sale by scalpers who applied with multiple email addresses, rather than punters who have attended your festival five times in the past. Thank god most the artists are playing sideshows - as it'll probably work out a lot cheaper paying to see the five bands we wanted to see than the EXORBIDANT price you're charging anyway. And in smaller, more intimate, venues.

One utterly disappointed and disgusted former fan of the festival,
Rob.
 
 
Tweed Boy
24 May 2009 @ 02:12 pm
As you may have noticed i have been without internet at home for the past few weeks. Hoping to rectify it soon, but it would explain my lack of posts and lack of comments on anyone's posts. About the only thing i've been checking regularly is my f/b - and that's because it's easy to do on my phone.

Hopefully i'll be back to my regular posting self again soon...
 
 
Tweed Boy
14 March 2009 @ 07:38 pm
I haz my ticket =D


Using your American Express, you purchased :
Please Note: If 'General Admission', 'G/A' or a 'Gate' appears, then any number listed below "Seat" is not applicable.
----------------------------------------------------------
Madness
Thebarton Theatre
Adelaide, SA
AUS
Wednesday ,  1 April 2009 , 8:00PM
STALLS G/A

Section   Row   Seat       Price
 STAL           530    $86.90

Total Convenience Fee for 1 seat $3.00
Price for 1 seat $89.90
------------------------------
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Squee!!
 

Madness is music royalty. Having been absent from the Australian live music scene, for 16 years, the band whose musical legacy stretches back to the late 70’s and early 80’s is finally back. With a trail of hits such as Our House, House of Fun, Wings of a Dove, Baggy Trousers and the all too sweet It Must be Love. It’s a blaze of glory spanning nearly 30 years, and appropriately the band was awarded the prestigious MOJO “Hall of Fame” award. Made up of a collective of Cockney schoolmates, the band is infamous for their unpredictable sounds and wayward ways, and with their new album “The Liberty of Norton Folgate” in the wings and the impending return of London’s Madstock, Madness are set to bathe V Festival audiences in a hot tub of lyrical urban tales and galvanized enchantment. There are four, and only four chances to see Madness headline shows, and they will go quickly!
 
 
Tweed Boy
14 March 2009 @ 05:20 pm


130 years ago today Albert Einstein was born. Let me share a few quotes:

"All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree. All these aspirations are directed toward ennobling man's life, lifting it from the sphere of mere physical existence and leading the individual towards freedom. It is no mere chance that our older universities developed from clerical schools. Both churches and universities — insofar as they live up to their true function — serve the ennoblement of the individual. They seek to fulfill this great task by spreading moral and cultural understanding, renouncing the use of brute force."

"Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions."

"Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. How on earth can you explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

"I believe in intuition and inspiration. Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited, whereas imagination embraces the entire world, stimulating progress, giving birth to evolution. It is, strictly speaking, a real factor in scientific research."

"Laws alone can not secure freedom of expression; in order that every man present his views without penalty there must be spirit of tolerance in the entire population."

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

"The ideals which have lighted my way, and time after time have given me new courage to face life cheerfully, have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. The trite subjects of human efforts, possessions, outward success, luxury have always seemed to me contemptible."

"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy curiosity."

"The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one."

"Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind."

"If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world. Should my theory prove untrue, France will say that I am a German and Germany will declare that I am a Jew."

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

"If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music... I do know that I get most joy in life out of my violin."

"You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war."


or the more extended version:
"The position in which we are now is a very strange one which in general political life never happened. Namely, the thing that I refer to is this: To have security against atomic bombs and against the other biological weapons, we have to prevent war, for if we cannot prevent war every nation will use every means that is at their disposal; and in spite of all promises they make, they will do it. At the same time, so long as war is not prevented, all the governments of the nations have to prepare for war, and if you have to prepare for war, then you are in a state where you cannot abolish war.
This is really the cornerstone of our situation. Now, I believe what we should try to bring about is the general conviction that the first thing you have to abolish is war at all costs, and every other point of view must be of secondary importance."

"If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."

"This topic brings me to that worst outcrop of the herd nature, the military system, which I abhor. That a man can take pleasure in marching in formation to the strains of a band is enough to make me despise him. He has only been given his big brain by mistake; a backbone was all he needed. This plague-spot of civilization ought to be abolished with all possible speed. Heroism by order, senseless violence, and all the pestilent nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism — how I hate them! War seems to me a mean, contemptible thing: I would rather be hacked in pieces than take part in such an abominable business."


similarly:
"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice. This disgrace to civilisation should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, senseless brutality, deplorable love-of-country stance, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be part of so base an action! It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder."

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly."

"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."



It's no wonder i idolise the man. Not only was he a genius, but he shares my views on a great deal of topics. And best of all - he had the quirkiest sense of humour...


 
 
Tweed Boy
17 February 2009 @ 01:22 am
it's like i dressed up in my mama's clothing
it's like i'm talking to a voice that doesn't exist
it's like i got a wire crossed upstairs

but all i want is just a little truth
and that's it

they say i'm mental but i'm just confused
they say i'm mental but i've been abused
they say i'm mental 'cause i'm not amused by it all

another anchorman is on the t.v.
he's got that far away and vacant look in his eye
i turn the channel but nothing is changing
the only truth is that everything is a lie

they say i'm mental but i'm just confused
they say i'm mental but i've been abused
they say i'm mental 'cause i'm not amused by it all

there's truth in everything
there's truth in lies
with all this knowledge i think i'm gonna be wise

they say i'm mental but i'm just confused
they say i'm mental but i've been abused
they say i'm mental 'cause i'm not amused by it all
not at all



I love you E.
 
 
Tweed Boy
14 February 2009 @ 12:22 pm
Warning: This comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).

Epic lulz.



http://xkcd.com/55/
 
 
Tweed Boy
09 February 2009 @ 09:21 am
This is mainly a post for my international LJ readers, given everyone in Australia knows all about this at the moment. Also, my previous entry is a very famous poem published in 1908 by Dorothea Mackellar (well, most people in Australia know the second stanza by heart) - which cannot be any more appropriate than right now, given we have massive floods in North Queensland (60% of the state is in flood*), droughts across the bottom half of the nation and now bushfires killing over one hundred people in Victoria.


108 people dead, 750 homes destroyed in worst bushfires in Australia's history

By staff writers
February 09, 2009 08:22am


PRIME Minister Kevin Rudd said arsonists in Victoria had committed mass murder as the death toll in Australia's worst ever bushfires rose to 108 this morning.

The final toll was expected to rise further and fires were still burning out of control and putting towns at risk.

Amid speculation some of the fires were deliberately lit - and with reports yesterday that people were returning to relight blazes after fire crews had left an area - Mr Rudd said: "There are no words to describe it other than mass murder."

At least 750 homes have been destroyed and 3733 people have registered with the Red Cross after evacuating their properties. The number left homeless is expected to be far higher, the Red Cross said.

It was confirmed that at least four children have died, but that figure would also be expected to rise as full details emerged.

A two-year-old girl was among 13 in intensive care in hospital. Twenty-two people with shocking burns were admitted to the Alfred hospital, the state's main trauma centre, where staff ran out of morphine trying to ease patients' pain.

Most of the damage was done by two massive fires - one that virtually wiped out towns northeast of Melbourne including Kinglake and Marysville with a 100km front - and a second inferno that raced across Gippsland.

TV veteran Brian Naylor and his wife Moiree were among the dead. The pair died when the fire at Kinglake swept through their property.

Horrific deaths

Six victims were in one car trying to outrun the inferno which swept through Kinglake in minutes. A resident said the town was littered with burnt-out cars and he believed many contained bodies.

"It's going to look like Hiroshima, I tell you, it's going to look like a nuclear bomb," he told Melbourne's Herald Sun.

His daughter told of another resident who "went to put his kids in the car, put them in, turned around to go grab something from the house, then his car was on fire with his kids in it, and they burnt".

Weather conditions have eased since Saturday's firestorm, but firefighters were still battling 31 active blazes across the state as of 5.30am (AEDT), authorities said. The communities of Stanley, Bruarong, Dederang, Gundowring, Gundowring Upper, Kancoona, Kancoona South, Coral Bank, Glenn Creek and Running Creek remained under threat, they said.

Residents of Taggerty, Acheron, Snobs Creek and Eildon were also on alert. Some fires would take weeks to contain, authorities said, and it could also take weeks to formally identify some of those killed.

Other teams were working to clear debris from towns gutted over the weekend to allow those lucky enough to escape a chance to return to their properties.

Among the survivors, families sat in dazed disbelief, surrounded by mattresses, dogs and whatever meagre possessions they managed to gather as they fled the fires.

Some talked of friends who had lost children, brothers and sisters, kids who have lost best friends and of a woman who has not seen her husband since Saturday. They said they had no warning before daylight turned to night and their communities were enveloped in a wall of fire and smoke.

"We looked over and there was a wall of flames looking at us and everything went pitch black. There was no warning," Joanne Fisher of Kinglake said. "I've never seen anything like it in my life ... You see this on TV, it doesn't happen to you."

Arson rumours

It was believed the fire in Bendigo was caused by a cigarette, but Victoria Police Chief Commissioner Christine Nixon said she was sickened by the fact some other fires might have been deliberately lit.

"It makes me very angry ... we all knew we faced the most enormous risks in our community.

"To then have someone who may have lit these fires. Fires are so devastating. The injuries we are seeing. We are talking about a massive death toll."

A survivor told news.com.au that arsonists should hope the police caught them first. "Watch your back, that's all I want to say to them. Watch your back, 24/7."

Teams of disaster victim identification experts were flying in from all over Australia. Extra fire crews were being sent from interstate.

Mr Kevin Rudd offered army troops to help firefighters control the fires. He and state Premier John Brumby also opened up $10 million in emergency funding yesterday.

"This is of a level of horror that few of us anticipated," he said this morning.

- With the Herald Sun and wires

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25027055-5000540,00.html



Flood damage in Ingham 'horrendous'

Posted Wed Feb 4, 2009 8:19am AEDT
Updated Wed Feb 4, 2009 9:59am AEDT


The mayor of Hinchinbrook Shire Council in north Queensland says flood damage to Ingham, north of Townsville, is 'horrendous'.

Emergency authorities in north Queensland estimate almost 3,000 properties have been affected by floodwaters in Ingham.

Hinchinbrook Shire Council Mayor Pino Giandominico says it could be as late as next week before the damage in Ingham can be assessed.

"It will be horrendous - the amount of damage that's happened this year because the longer the water stays up, the more damage occurs," he said.

"The amount of houses that have got damage, the amount of people that have lost property - it's just mind boggling."

Authorities believe the worst of the flooding is over in Ingham although heavy rain continues to fall in the area.

Thirty-two people have now had to evacuate their homes in Ingham.

The weather bureau is watching a low pressure system forming off Innisfail.

The Ingham area received another 330 millimetres of rain overnight and around Townsville there has been more than 100 millimetres.

Emergency authorities say it could be days before the floodwaters around Ingham recede.

The Herbert River is holding at more than 14 metres - a major flood level.

Disaster zone

Emergency Services Minister Neil Roberts says more than a million square kilometres - or 62 per cent of the state - has been declared a disaster zone.

The Mackay, Whitsunday and Issac councils have also been declared eligible for disaster relief funding following the severe weather that has lashed the region.

The announcement brings the number of Queensland shires included on the Natural Disaster Relief and Recovery Arrangement list to 35.

South of Townsville, the town of Giru is still isolated as floodwaters pour down the Haughton river but there are no reports of major damage.

Mr Roberts says individuals who have suffered personal hardship because of the weather can contact the Department of Communities for advice on what benefits they can receive.

He says the initial damage estimate of flooding caused by cyclone Charlotte last month and cyclone Ellie this week is now more than $109 million.

"But we won't really know the full extent of the damage until the water subsides, so that figure could double, it could treble," he said.

"We really need to wait until we get those full assessments form the local authorities when the water clears."

The army has been called in to help with the clean-up effort, with soldiers based in Townsville to work alongside the State Emergency Service (SES) and provide relief for tired workers.

Recovery centre

A community recovery centre will be set up in the isolated town of Ingham this morning, so residents can get information on flood relief payments and support services.

Mr Roberts will tour Ingham today.

"We're going to have both Defence Force personnel, police and Emergency Management Queensland teams in the area just making sure that people are okay, but also just assessing what work needs to be done in terms of bringing in Defence Force personnel and other SES support if required," he said.

He says the recovery centre will be a one-stop shop for residents looking for help.

"People are eligible if they've been impacted by these events for direct personal hardship grants of up to $165 per person or $765 per family," Mr Roberts said.

"There is also other means-tested allowances available for damage to property and indeed homes."

Weather bureau spokesman Vikash Prasad says most of the heavy rain has moved offshore, but says the north should prepare for more bad weather as another low develops off the coast.

"The chances are that this low may continue to develop during today," he said.

"Now whether that becomes a tropical cyclone by tomorrow that remains to be seen.

"The conditions - as far as meteorological conditions are concerned - [are] quite favourable for the system to once again develop into a tropical cyclone."

Electricity risk

Authorities in north Queensland are warning residents of a risk from electricity lines in part of the flooded region.

A fault has been discovered at a substation at Lannercost, north of Ingham, which supplies 600 properties.

Ergon Energy spokesman John Fowler says they have been unable to reach the substation by boat and the power could fail tonight.

He says there may also be a danger with live power lines in the area.

"Our concern certainly at the Lannercost substation and in that general area is that if a powerline does come down it may be live, but certainly treat them as live anyway and stay away and call the police," he said.

Gulf country

In Queensland's Gulf country, some residents in Normanton and Karumba remain on standby to evacuate their homes as floodwaters continue to rise.

Mr Roberts visited Normanton and Karumba yesterday for a first-hand look at the flood situation there.

Heavy rain across the north-west region has isolated towns and cut roads.

Mr Roberts says resupply and evacuations are the main issues, with the Norman River expected to peak at Normanton today.

"I think this is about the worst they've had for 30 years or so, very severe impact," he said.

"The wet season seems to be a little bit wetter than it has in recent years, so again we understand the difficulties.

"It's a lot of pressures on the individuals, organisations and communities and we're doing whatever we can to provide whatever support that we can to get them through this time."

Acting Carpentaria Mayor Joyce Zahner says five isolated properties in the shire have already been evacuated.

She says the Norman River is expected to peak later today.

"Normanton is actually an island in a sea of water at the moment from the air," he said.

"There are eight properties on standby in case the waters do exceed the 6.8 metre mark.

"Everything has been put in place to cope with anything should anything happen.

"We have sandbagged all the sewerage areas.'

Authorities in Karumba are worried that high tides in the coming days could worsen the flooding.

Sergeant Gary Sweeney says low-lying parts of the town may be inundated and emergency workers are closely monitoring the situation.

"We've also got the issue that from Wednesday through to the following Monday is our critical period where we have rising tide levels at sea which don't aid in that floodwater getting away out into the ocean - it backs up, so that's an issue we're also dealing with," he said.

Anxiety

Psychologists fear depression and anxiety rates will rise in north Queensland as a result of the prolonged wet weather in the region.

North Queensland has had more rain than sunshine since the start of the new year.

Dr Joseph Reser from Griffith University is an expert in the psychology of people in natural disasters.

He says heavy rain and flooding often impacts on their emotional well-being.

"Floods can be particularly tragic in a sense that sometimes people in one street are flooded in a community, people in another street aren't at all and there seems an unfairness about that," he said.

"If there's been a bad run of weather for a number of weeks or a number of months it does get on top of most people."

But Dr Alison Cottrell from the Centre for Disaster Studies says there can be a 'silver lining'.

"There's a whole bunch of relationships that we have in communities which become much more evident when there's a disaster on or an event like this on," she said.

Dr Cottrell says some people can feel overwhelmed.

"They should speak to someone about it, because I think not speaking does make it much more difficult," she said.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/02/04/2481687.htm


* - for the record, 60% of Queensland is slightly more than 1,000,000 square kilometres, or slightly more than 400,000 square miles.
To put this into perspective, it is a larger land area than the bottom seven states along the Mississippi River put together. Yes, if you add the land areas of Louisiana, Mississippi, Arkansas, Tennessee, Missouri, Kentucky and Illinois (and not just along the River - the ENTIRE land area of the entirety of each of those states) it is still less than the amount of Queensland that is currently flooded.
For Europeans - it is almost exactly equivalent to the land area of France and Germany combined.
That's a shit load of floodwater!!


And to re-itterate Dorothea Mackellar's poem:
The famous second stanza:

I love a sunburnt country,
A land of sweeping plains,
Of ragged mountain ranges,
Of droughts and flooding rains.
I love her far horizons,
I love her jewel-sea,
Her beauty and her terror -
The wide brown land for me!


and at the moment, it's the fifth stanza that really sinks in:

Core of my heart, my country!
Land of the Rainbow Gold,
For flood and fire and famine,
She pays us back threefold -

Over the thirsty paddocks,
Watch, after many days,
The filmy veil of greenness
That thickens as we gaze.



Gotta love this country we live in. So cruel, but so remarkable.




edit: And occasionally i feel the need to read international news sources, just to see what the rest of the world is being told and their reaction to international tragedies. It's kinda nice to know that the following are the most read news articles on the CNN and BBC websites respectively:

Scores killed in Australia's 'worst fires'


Australian fire toll passes 100

It's also one of the top stories on CBS:

Scores dead in Australia Firestorm


And they're also top news stories in Switzerland, France and Germany:


Australie: deux personnes inculpées d'incendie volontaire

Le sud-est du pays en proie aux flammes, plus d'une centaine de morts

Feuertragödie im Südosten Australiens
 
 
Tweed Boy
06 February 2009 @ 03:07 pm
My Country

The love of field and coppice,
Of green and shaded lanes.
Of ordered woods and gardens
Is running in your veins,
Strong love of grey-blue distance
Brown streams and soft dim skies
I know but cannot share it,
My love is otherwise.

I love a sunburnt country,
A land of sweeping plains,
Of ragged mountain ranges,
Of droughts and flooding rains.
I love her far horizons,
I love her jewel-sea,
Her beauty and her terror -
The wide brown land for me!

A stark white ring-barked forest
All tragic to the moon,
The sapphire-misted mountains,
The hot gold hush of noon.
Green tangle of the brushes,
Where lithe lianas coil,
And orchids deck the tree-tops
And ferns the warm dark soil.

Core of my heart, my country!
Her pitiless blue sky,
When sick at heart, around us,
We see the cattle die -
But then the grey clouds gather,
And we can bless again
The drumming of an army,
The steady, soaking rain.

Core of my heart, my country!
Land of the Rainbow Gold,
For flood and fire and famine,
She pays us back threefold -
Over the thirsty paddocks,
Watch, after many days,
The filmy veil of greenness
That thickens as we gaze.

An opal-hearted country,
A wilful, lavish land -
All you who have not loved her,
You will not understand -
Though earth holds many splendours,
Wherever I may die,
I know to what brown country
My homing thoughts will fly.

- Dorothea Mackellar

http://www.dorotheamackellar.com.au/
 
 
Tweed Boy
05 February 2009 @ 11:35 pm
Long term theme for my posts. Originally sparked by the Sony Bravia ad, i'm now up to five awesome advertisements which feature a song that i like.

1. Sony Bravia, featuring "Heartbeats" by Jose Gonzalez




2. It's Easy to Lose Yourself in Melbourne, featuring "Sprout and the Bean" by Joanna Newsom




3. Mitusbishi Lancer, featuring "Polka" by Yves Klein Blue




4. Dulux, featuring "I Woke Up Today" by Port O'Brien




5. Vodafone, featuring "Because I Do" by Pearl and the Puppets




All these ads make me happy and i reckon you should check each one out.

Having said this, however, i still wouldn't buy a lancer ;-P




edit:

And since i've only just discovered "Pearl and the Puppets" - here's another song of theirs which i find infectiously cute:


I freaken love lo-fi recordings. Nothing quite the same as external ambient noise pollution =)

And lo-fi reminds me of Steve Poltz - i haven't been perusing his blog nearly often enough, so i'm well behind in his latest happenings. I'm sure i've all directed you to it before, but if you like the sound of a hilarious man who writes brilliant songs almost daily and then uploads them for people to download for free off his website - go check it out: http://poltz.com. You won't regret it...

Oh, and i just realised it's that time of year to jump back onto the Poltz bandwagon, unintentionally i seem to always think of him as it approaches VD . Yes, every year he tends to write a bitter song about that god-awful day of nothingness, Valentine's Day. Appropriately sharing its initials with venereal disease.
This old post of mine was crap, but if you scroll to the bottom, i linked to his stuff back then too =)
 
 
Tweed Boy
27 January 2009 @ 04:36 pm
The weather bureau keeps upping the fucking heat. Instead of 39 degrees, it's gonna be 41 on Friday for the Big Day Out. I wonder how many cases of heat exhaustion they're going to have to deal with.....

It's currently 41.9, and it reached a maximum of 43.2 at 3:20pm (80 minutes ago). That's 107 and 110 respectively. I guess i should consider myself lucky that my thermometer tells me it's currently 34.1 inside my bedroom and 39.6 outside... (93 & 103)

I need fucking airconditioning...

On the up-side, I'm going to the movies with [info]neverreal  to see Milk on Thursday - that'll be an afternoon in airconditioning whilst seeing a movie i actually want to see. And with good company too. =)


Oh, and back to the heatwave, it's now forecast to be 42 tomorrow, 41 on Thursday and Friday (i.e. four days in a row over 40) and then 38, 37, 35, 33 for the following four days. Farck me.

 
 
Tweed Boy
27 January 2009 @ 04:03 am
I just read chapters 10 and 11 of E's book. The former is about his sister's suicide; the latter about his mother's death from terminal cancer. I knew they were both coming, but he writes about it so fucking well. I don't think i've ever cried whilst reading a book before, but i just bawled my eyes out at the end of chaper eleven. So fucking heartbreaking.

I love this book. E is now top of my list of people i'd like to have dinner with.

Time to continue reading, i just felt like i needed to tell someone immediately - and given it's four o'clock in the morning, i don't think anyone would appreciate an sms... [mainly looking at you Ash]


edit: it's now 6.15am and i just finished reading it. I reckon that's the fastest i've read a book ever. It's a must-read, in fact i'm fucking tempted to buy 20 copies of it and post to friends who i think would appreciate it (including one Trash McSweeney). Ok, time for a few hours of sleep.....

 
 
Tweed Boy
19 January 2009 @ 03:13 pm
[edited to now contain the youtube clip of Labour of Love - you should check it out, especially if you don't know it or had forgotten how brilliant a song it is]

So it has been a while since i last posted - as pointed out by [info]ohmy  the other day. I guess my life has just been meandering along its course of nothing-much-ness...

But last night something made me VERY excited. Frente! are reforming and playing in Adelaide on February 20th!!!!!
I know Angie Hart plays in Adelaide semi-regularly, and i'm ashamed to admit every time she's come i've had a cbf attitude and haven't seen any of her gigs. But this time it's her band reforming and playing at the Spiegeltent, and even though it's $40 (as opposed to her solo shows which are usually less than $15) i'm CERTAINLY gonna go. You see, Frente! were possibly my biggest guilty pleasure as a young teenager.

I was just reading the lyrics from their best song (Labour of Love) and decided i should share them with you all:

Frente! - Labour of Love

oh am i fooling you?
do you fall for it all
or do you just see right through?
are you as cool as you believe?
are you playing hard?
are you waiting just to quietly clock my card?
are you waiting for a moment to leave?

i don't know how i bent what you said
to what i believe you meant
i don't know anything at all
i'm standing in the push and shove
and i'm just within the rescue
of the labour of your love
i can't do anything but fall
a-fall, a-fall-fall-fall
why do i feel like i can never find you?
why do i feel like i'm the only survivor?
why am i thinking of -
you and me and the labour of love?

one chance, one shot
that's all anybody ever got
newborn still warm
naked in the rush hour
dancing in my gutter
and if you want to find me
call me, i'll be far from
the cars and guitars and
everybody
why do i feel like i can never find you?
why do i feel like i'm the only survivor?
why am i thinking of -
you and me and the labour of love?

and i never knew before
but i feel like a child in a cold, cold war
so strong, so tough
sitting in suburbia, waiting for the wind up
and i don't want to dance
i just want to jump from the prison of circumstance
why am i thinking of -
you and me and the labour of love?
why do i feel like i can never find you?
why do i feel like i'm the only survivor?
why am i thinking of -
you and me and the labour of love?



It's such a great song. I know when people think of Frente! they think generic pop band from the early 90s with that throwaway infectiously catchy ditty "Accidentally Kelly Street" but they are so much more than that. Their cover of New Order's "Bizarre Love Triangle" would also have to be one of my favourite cover songs of all time (right up there with Nouvelle Vague's cover of "Too Drunk to Fuck", TRP's cover of "Sing" and Even's cover of "And Your Bird Can Sing")

Anyway, so Rob is a little excitable at the moment at the prospect of seeing one of his favourite bands from sixteen years ago. Cripes, it makes me feel old though...
 
 
Tweed Boy
10 January 2009 @ 03:13 am
Ok, so most of you here are also on my facebook friends list, so you've probably seen my ridiculous status updates full of excitableness. If not, let me tell you that Wednesday and Thursday nights were THE BEST festival experience(s) of my goddamn life!

Wednesday began sitting in the shade waiting for SoKo to hit the stage. About five minutes before she was due to begin i headed up front centre for her set and found myself in the middle of a group of about twenty-thirty odd massive fans. Now, she has a shy persona on stage - but i swear our little miasma of fans in the middle of the crowd lifted most the anxiety off her chest. Every time she looked in our direction she cracked a smile. Even when she broke into tears part-way through one of her songs all it took was a glance in our direction and her tears were interrupted by a smirk and a glimpse of laughter. She powered her way through the set, playing not only ukelele and guitar, but she also jumped behind the drumkit for a couple of songs. Sure she mightn't be the most accomplished musician, but she has an aura around her that is hard to describe. A few of her songs had a definite feel of Bright Eyes (circa "I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning") which can't be a bad thing. The crowd loved her, and i think she loved the crowd too.

After her set i had walked a bit further back to the side waiting for Gomez to hit the stage when she appeared from the backstage area. A few people had their photo taken with her and went up to her and thanked her for coming to Australia and truthfully told her it was one of the best performances i had ever seen. Then a few more people bugged her for photographs, and i had a slightly longer chat asking if she was going to be back in Australia before the end of the year and if so, could she please come to Adelaide. She admitted that she really wanted to come to Adelaide but couldn't squeeze it in on this tour. I mentioned that i flew to Brisbane almost exclusively to see her (well, i was going to travel somewhere to see her, Brisbane had the added bonus of all the other bands at the festival) and also mentioned that i had emailed her tour manager hoping they might fit an Adelaide show in. She had a great big beaming smile on her face and gave me a huge hug. It was magic. As i jokingly said to Mischa earlier this evening - i'd turn vegan for SoKo at the drop of a hat, but wouldn't for McSweeney. Lol.

Next up were Gomez. I had planned on standing back towards the side for their set, but the first few songs made me wanna dance, so i slid surreptitiously (read: rudely pushed) my way towards front centre again. Their set was tremendous - a good bunch of old and new, including my two favourites (R&B Alibi and We Haven't Turned Around). Towards the end of their set Ben threw a pick off the stage and somehow it managed to find it's way over the heads of the front ten or so rows and pretty much land in my lap. So i'm now the proud owner of a Gomez plectrum =)

After Gomez i trekked over to the Riverstage (main stage) and unfortunately caught the last few songs of Faker's set who were typically lame. After they departed i'd managed to meander my way down the amphitheatre towards the front (and very nearly stacked it on the step between the grass and the pavers - which i didn't see). The Kooks were up next and they were, well, disappointing but still quite good. I had high expectations of them, and they were good, but not as good as i'd been hoping.

And finally, The Hives. Between the end of the Kooks set and the start of the Hives, i'd managed to weasel my way forwards and was only about five people deep in the centre of the main stage. And OMFG The Hives were INCREDIBLE!! Absolutely resplendent in their white suits (which didn't last long in the hot, humid Brisbane evening) they put on one of the most fierce displays of rock music i have seen in a long time! These crazy Swedes know how to rock and they rocked my fucking socks off. An hour of absolute bliss. They pulled out a lot of songs from the archives which made me happy, given i discovered them in 2002 and this was the first time i'd managed to see them live. Highlights for mine were Walk Idiot Walk, Hate To Say I Told You So, Main Offender and Tick Tick Boom. It was also one of the best moshpits i'd been in in ages. A few moments of pushing and crushing when i had brief feelings of "i'm too old for this shit, i'm gonna die" but for the most it was just up and down great fun. Only a few crowd-surfers, so a big kudos to the Brisvegas crowd. Their drummer threw a ridiculous amount of drumsticks off the stage during their set, must've been at least ten, of which one of them was caught simultaneously by four people, including myself. However five hands were on the drumstick, hence i figured the guy who got both his mitts on it deserved it. However, one of the other guys didn't agree to this theory, so they played paper, scissors, rock to determine the person who would keep it. Luckily the guy with both hands on it won the game and took it home.


Thursday. Now this was the day that i wasn't expecting much from. I arrived early again to beat the rush (apparently there was a 45 minute lineup at 5pm the previous day) so i was there in time to see Kat Frankie on the hibiscus stage. She was amazing. In a weird doppelganger twist, Andy, her bass player, reminded me a bit of Andrew, my friend Katrina's boyfriend. Then i realised her name is Kat as well. Bizarre. I don't assume they're a couple, but it'd be funny if they were.

After this i decided to catch a bit of CW Stoneking, given there was nothing i wanted to see until I Heart Hiroshima at 5pm. Now i had no idea what to expect, but i certainly didn't expect a crazy old-ish looking man with a southern US accent playing a steel body guitar backed with a brass section complete with cornet, trombone and tuba! It was a very interesting mix of big-band and cabaret that was quite entertaining. But the most entertainment during their set was some dude in the audience who had a bag full of grapes. He was entertaining us by attempting to throw grapes into the mouths of willing volunteers from vast distances. There were at least two spectacular successes that i witnessed - where he threw a single grape in excess of thirty metres to be caught in an open mouth. Rather incredible. Hilariously, during one of Stoneking's solo songs his band members encouraged Mr Grape to attempt to throw onto stage and land one in their mouths! Good fun times.

I left CW Stoneking about twenty minutes before they were due to finish to head over to the Riverstage for I Heart Hiroshima, arriving perfectly on time. They had a sizeable crowd, a large portion of which were dancing their butts away on the pavers. I probably enjoyed watching the people dancing more than watching the band themselves. It wasn't the best set i've seen them perform, but the crowd certainly enjoyed it, especially when they played their JJJ hit Punks.

Next up was Santogold. What an utter waste of time he was. A man who plays CDs on stage and gets applause for his choices is not a musician imo. He wasn't even sampling/mixing/doing anything original. Just playing CDs and prancing like a tool. Yuck.
(edit: as per the comments below, i got this wrong. Santogold is in fact the woman who sang over the top of the DJ who had "warmed up" the audience. I still found it pretty boring.

Next up were The Grates. Patience apparently sprained her ankle whilst bouncing around on the Southbound stage earlier in the week, so it was rather bizarre to see her perform the entire set whilst seated in a massive chair, looking rather like Alice. They were typically excellent, but it really lacked the energy without Patience bouncing around like she's on a trampoline (pun intended).

And finally Franz Ferdinand. OMG! I saw Franz at the 2006 BDO in Perth, but was jammed up against the side attempting to get into the D-barrier, so i didn't really enjoy it as much as i should've. But this time i was RIGHT up the front, for the first time in my life i found myself leaning on the front barrier about five metres to the right of centre. They played an impeccably perfect set, selecting songs from throughout their career. Personal highlights were This Fire, Dark of the Matinee and, of course, Take Me Out. Not to be outdone by The Hives the night before, at the very end of their encore, lead singer Alex Kapranos stage dived into the audience. A spectacular end to a spectacular festival.

Then, the icing on the cake, i managed to get my mitts on a Franz Ferdinand pick. So yes, not only did SoKo hug me, i caught a Gomez pick and a Hives drumstick, but i also got a Franz pick. Win, win, win(ish) and win! Best festival EVER!!!

Rock.

Oh, and to add the cherry on top of it all, on the way home i met a girl at the Mater Hill bus station and sat there having a chat with her for a good 40-odd minutes whilst we waited for her bus to come by. Meanwhile about ten busses i could've caught went past, but then a 150 came by immediately after her bus came so i made it back to Garbo quickly. Got her number too =)
 
 
Tweed Boy
02 January 2009 @ 06:29 pm
ok, sober and living in one location again - hence it's time to sort out my upcoming gig schedule. Unfortunately i've stuffed up and forgot that Gomez & The Black Keys were playing Brisbane on the 5th, so i'll arrive up there the morning after :-(
I could've seen Gomez at The Gov tonight, but it's $60, which is absurd given it's cheaper to see them in any other state of Australia including the shows with The Black Keys (who aren't playing here). I've been meaning to buy my Nick Cave ticket for a while, so i best do that soon.

Anyway, here are a few i'm either going to, or contemplating...

Jan 7 - Sunset Sounds (The Hives, The Kooks, SoKo, Gomez, Tegan and Sara + others), Riverside Stage, Brisvegas, $129.
Jan 8 - Sunset Sounds (Franz Ferdinand, The Grates, I Heart Hiroshima + others), Riverside Stage, Brisvegas, additional $21.

Jan 14 - Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Thebarton Theatre, $76.
Jan 23 - Screaming Jets, The Gov, $28.60
Feb 3 - Cold War Kids, The Gov, $54.60
Feb 8 - The Waifs, The Gov, $52.90
Feb 9 - The Streets, HQ, $69

Feb 13 - Jose Gonzalas, The Gov, $47.40
Feb 28 - Soundwave (NIN, Minus the Bear, Bloodhoung Gang, The Subways + others), Bonython Park, $130.
Mar 26 - The Who, Entertainment Centre, $129 or $199 (VIP)


and then there are two bands touring, but not coming to Adelaide whom i'll almost definitely travel to see:
Mogwai
Mar 3 - Tivoli, Qld
Mar 4 - Enmore, NSW
Mar 5 - The Forum, Vic

Of Montreal
Feb 28 - Beck's Music Box, WA
Mar 3 - Manning Bar, NSW
Mar 4 - The Zoo, Qld
Mar 5 - Hifi Bar, Vic

hence i'll either go to Brisbane or Sydney and see them on consecutive nights. Although, i could very well be living in Brisbane and have to travel home to Adelaide for Soundwave (or sell my Adelaide ticket and buy one for Brisbane)...

Oh, and i just checked the Soundwave Festival timetable and none of the four bands i want to see clash = YAY!
1.40 - 2.15 The Subways (main stage)
4.20 - 5.00 Minus the Bear (stage six)
5.20 - 6.05 Bloodhound Gang (stage two)
8.20 - 10.00 NIN (main stage)

and then i'll probably catch these guys early in the day:
12.30 - 1.05 Less Than Jake
1.05 - 1.40 Goldfinger

nothing at all i care about between 2.15 and 4.20. Are "Saves the Day" any good? :-/
Unfortunately Alkaline Trio clash with Bloodhound Gang, but i'll choose the latter easliy.

And then Alice in Chains are on at 7.10 - 8.10, so i guess i'll see them for the sake of it.
 
 
Tweed Boy
24 December 2008 @ 01:23 pm
Someone posted this on the Sigur Ros LJ community - it made me laugh, so i thought i should share it with my friends...





http://www.gocomics.com/cleats/2008/12/13


Gold.
 
 
Tweed Boy
08 December 2008 @ 07:50 pm
The Killers, Snow Patrol, Kaiser Chiefs and Louis XIV are all announced for V Festival. I think i may have to travel for that too. Or perhaps i should just fucking move interstate. Fucking Adelaide.
 
 
Tweed Boy
08 December 2008 @ 07:45 pm
Gah.

"Of Montreal to Tour Nationally"

BULLSHIT! THERE'S NO FUCKING ADELAIDE SHOW!!!!!

>:-@

Perth, Sydney, Brisbane, Melbourne is NOT a national tour!

GRRRRRRR!!!!

Feb 28 Beck's Music Box WA
Mar 03 Manning Bar - Sydney University NSW
Mar 04 The Zoo QLD
Mar 05 The Hi-Fi VIC

They could EASILY fit a March 1st or 2nd show in Adelaide. And at only $40 per ticket and since they're only playing smallish venues in other cities - they could EASILY sell 500 tickets to a show at The Gov.

Time to petition!!!!!!!!
 
 
Tweed Boy
29 November 2008 @ 02:16 am
I feel like making a list...

National Parks i have been to:

South Australia
Belair (many, many times)
Onkaparinga River (several times)
Coorong (92, Dec 01,04,05,06; possibly more)
Innes (03)

Victoria
Port Campbell (Dec 94, Dec 01,04,05,06)
Lower Glenelg (Dec 01, Dec 04)
Otway (Dec 01, Dec 05,06)
Gariwerd (Grampians)(03)
Dandenong Ranges (05)
Wilsons Promontory (Nov 08)
Baw Baw (Nov 08)
Tarra-Bulga (Nov 08)
Morwell (Nov 08)
Snowy River (Nov 08)
Alpine (Nov 08)

Western Australia
Lesmurdie Falls (Nov 05)
Leeuwin-Naturaliste (Jan 06)

New South Wales
Kosciuszko (Dec 94, Nov 08)
Morton (Dec 08)
Royal (Dec 08)
Mt Jerusalem (Dec 08)
Nightcap (Dec 08)
Mt Warning (Dec 08)

Queensland
Wooroonooran (Sep 08)
Lamington (Dec 08)

Northern Territory
Litchfield (Jul 03)
Kakadu (Jul 03)

Tasmania
Cradle Mountain/Lake St. Clair (Apr 07)
Mount Field (Apr 07)

ACT
Namadgi (Dec 08)


Washington
Mt Rainier (Jun 08)

Wyoming
Yellowstone (Jun 08)
Grand Teton (Jun 08)

California
Josemite (Jun 08)

[most recently updated: Jan 2009]
 
 
Tweed Boy
13 November 2008 @ 01:16 am
Ok, so a couple of weeks ago i received a letter from World Vision, but it got added to my "worry about it later" pile. I opened it up a few minutes ago thinking it was a letter asking me to send $5 such that they would send a xmas card to Consuelo (my sponsor child in Guatemala) and i wanted to make sure i sent it off before i leave for my roadtrip (i plan on leaving at midday tomorrow, erm, sorry, today, since it's now 1.30am). But it wasn't that (apparently a birthday card is good enough) but was instead the 2009 Smiles catalogue.

Now, i knew Oxfam have a system where you can buy a goat as a gift for someone. You don't give them the gift, you just give them a card saying that a goat has been given to a needy person in a 3rd world country on your behalf. Well, the Smiles catalogue has a pile of things you can purchase. I was talking to my friend Jakin on facebook chat about it a minute ago and we agree that there is pretty much nothing funnier than buying someone a goat as a present. I mean, the recipient can't exactly complain because it's a charitable deed. Even though they receive nothing but a fuzzy feeling in the heart. But if a goat isn't your style (or doesn't fit the right budget you're looking at) you can also buy:

a chicken, $6
(a goat, $39)
a piglet, $47
a donkey, $225
a cow, $264
a beehive, $779
a stable full of animals, $1,197

and a pile of other non-animal related gifts (you can see them all here).

So, if you really want to give someone a surprise for xmas - you can say "here, have a piglet!"

gold.

I'm just wondering whether the animal you buy a person implies what you think about them. "I think you're a bit of an ass, so i bought you a donkey." Or perhaps: "merry xmas you fat cow, i bought you one!"

The insults are limitless!

But possibly the best insult is not an animal: "you are full of shit, so i bought you a toilet!"
Yep, for just $168 you can buy a toilet.

Well, the smiles catalogue is doing precisely that. It has made me smile!

=D
 
 
Tweed Boy
12 November 2008 @ 03:20 am
I made a compilation today for an American friend. Full of great Australian music.

Bluebottle Kiss - Patient
Custaro - We Have the Technology
Darren Hanlon - Early Days
Darren Hanlon - Hello Stranger
Holly Throsby - On Night
Love Outside Andromeda - Love Outside Andromeda
Machine Gun Fellatio - Bring it On
Pollyanna - Hello Halo
Tim Rogers - The Temperance Union (Dress Me Slowly Bonus Disc)
Something For Kate - Elsewhere for Eight Minutes
The Lucksmiths - A Good Kind of Nervous
The Lucksmiths - Staring at the Sky (EP)
The Lucksmiths - Where Were We?
The Panics - Crack in the Wall (EP)
The Panics - A House on a Street in a Town I was Born
theredsunband - Peapod
You Am I - Hourly Daily

pure gold? I think so.

(also wanted to throw:
78 Saab - Crossed Lines
Gersey - Hope Springs
Ned Collette - Jokes & Trials
Laura Imbruglia - It Makes a Crunchy Noise
Ross McLennon - Hits From the Brittle Building
Ruck Rover - Good People's Highway
The Whitlams - Love This City
Regurgitator - Unit
Even - Come Again
Matt Handley - Won't Get Over You
and a few others on it. Alas, 700mb is the cutoff)

Next time...
 
 
 
 

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